woohoo ebay rules

this is the same as a sword i have just buydid from ebay for £16.51..this rules!!!KILL BILL rules..take a look,ooh aah!!

Learn Chinese in 5 minutes..(You MUST read them out loud)

1) That's not right ................. Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive?..........Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP......................... Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man ........................... Dum bum
5) Small Horse .......................... Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach? ..............Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table .........Ai Bang Mai Ni
8) I think you need a face lift ..............Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here .......................Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet ........Wai Yu Mun Ching?
11) This is a tow away zone ...............No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ... Wai Yu Kum Nao?
13) Staying out of sight .......................Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile .......Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive .........Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great ........................................ Su Pah

thanx for reading i hope i have educated you!!
(*please note this is not actual mandarin)
rwj

hmmmm interesting, part 2!!!

i didnt find it that facinating reading the history of bread on Matt's site, but funnily enough i read almost all of it, so just for matt a more appropriate 'history of' http://www.ubersite.com/m/41725 check it out and leave some feedback, any comments would be appreciated e.g how much you read before getting bored/falling asleep/punching the screen... if you do fall asleep, please give the estimated length of your nap!!!

ta ya'll
rwj

"If you ask, and ive got it, I'll give it to you! but it depends on how you ask!!!"

this is a quote by Derek aimed at Science about the name badge 'narrator' in this weeks task, this is not the point im trying to get at... this little sayin stuck in my head... this is like asking Jesus into your life, or asking to have a one-2-one with the living God!!!Forgiveness and relationships will be given if asked for but there is a certain criterea when asking
"its how you ask"(repentence is what you need)

also i heard a brilliant little sayin that you could apply in variouse sittuations and applies or has applied to all of us at some point..
"If you don't like what your catching, Change the bait!"
basically if you dont like whats happening in your life, you change what your doing to addapt!!!
(terrible spellings-forgive me,please? my brain has been like mushy peas since i left school!)

thats a rap
rwj