Learn Chinese in 5 minutes..(You MUST read them out loud)

1) That's not right ................. Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive?..........Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP......................... Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man ........................... Dum bum
5) Small Horse .......................... Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach? ..............Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table .........Ai Bang Mai Ni
8) I think you need a face lift ..............Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here .......................Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet ........Wai Yu Mun Ching?
11) This is a tow away zone ...............No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ... Wai Yu Kum Nao?
13) Staying out of sight .......................Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile .......Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive .........Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great ........................................ Su Pah

thanx for reading i hope i have educated you!!
(*please note this is not actual mandarin)
rwj